👉 "A sponsored body enhancing irritants"? Let's break this down like it's a comedy routine. Imagine a beauty pageant where the only contestants are your own body parts, but instead of glitter and makeup, they're just supercharged with the worst irritants out there - like the kind that would make a snail turn its nose up in disgust and declare, 'I'm spoiled for this.'
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "After a marathon of spicy BBQ body enhancements, Sarah's skin started whispering 'Burn away, you fat little pig' like it was a good old fashioned 'Fine, I'll burn you!' but instead of getting a tan, she got a permanent 'Get away from me' sign on her face."
